November 19, 2009

A new year must be coming

Mom has been going crazy with cat costumes and photo shoots for the past few weeks. Then it all started to come back to me. The calendar she makes each year for family and friends. I hope I’ll look my best and not too pudgy.

I snuck through iPhoto and found these gems (click to enlarge):

November 17, 2009

Bonjour … un voyage dans la nouvelle voiture

Dad worked late again today, and didn’t arrive home until after dark. So Mom fed me when she came home, but she seemed too busy to take me for a walk. It worked out okay though because she was busy cooking in the kitchen.

Lots of meat came out of the fridge. It’s the pre-killed meat that they bought down the road at the grocery store. I’ve tried, unsuccessfully, to propose that I be considered the meat grinder in the family, but so far they don’t seem impressed. Then she cracked some eggs and tried to kill them by beating them with a fork. I thought everything at the grocery store was pre-killed, but perhaps I was wrong. The next step was combining the eggs and meat, and adding her flavouring spices and some bread crumbs. For the next 20 minutes she played with the mixture and rolled them up into little balls. Just eat it, I say! Or drop some on the floor so I can eat!

When Dad came home, I finally got my walk across the street where I was able to leave my presence in the soil that’s been put down in front of the new houses. I wonder if a new cat will move in across the street?

After supper, Dad asked Mom if she was ready and then they called out for me to go to the front door.  I assumed I was going for a nighttime walk. But I was wrong. We approached the new 5-door vehicle that seems to have replaced my old pal Mini. How I loved hanging out of her arms and feeling the breeze in my face, the scents of my friends rushing through my nostrils as we zipped along main streets and slowed down for the side streets.

Eh, bonjour, heh?

I’d already had one sniff around, but this new car (they call her Mazda) had been sleeping in the driveway for quite some time. Then she purred into life and I climbed in. It was strange at first. She didn’t tell me how fast Dad was driving, like Mini did. But she did show me in pictures where Dad was going. That was interesting. And when Mom left the car to run an errand I got to sit on the nice toasty seats. Glad to see Mazda is as warm to my feline needs as was Mini.

Then off we went for a drive. I wondered whether it was to see Christmas lights, or maybe go for a visit to Nan and Granddad’s house. But we took a new route I’d never been down before. We passed by a building that had a grass sloping roof, and then went over a bridge. Water rushed underneath the bridge, a rickety old one that sounded like it needed repair. When we arrived on the other side I noticed that most of the cars didn’t have their name tags on the front. Seems like they wanted to show off their teeth instead. And the signs were all different too. Arret was painted on the red signs and there was something called stationnement.

I observed this new environment while Mom disappeared into a concrete jungle. Literally she entered a concrete building with a large atrium full of trees. Was there soil? sand? inside? Why didn’t she take me. Dad explained that we were in Kay-beck. And that Mom worked in that building while I slept all day. He said something about walkways that took Mom over to his building. Why must he continue to work all day when I know he’d rather be home with me?

So, as Dad explained it to me: J’ai eu un voyage dans notre nouvelle voiture. Kaw-lyse, it was beign good.

November 14, 2009

Yum … birds

Today I helped Mom rinse dishes while she worked on preparing Dad’s supper. (I do hope there will be warm bread with butttter later.) Dad isn’t a very good hunter. He has to buy his birds at the store down at the bottom of the street.

I’ve been there once with Mom. We waited outside while Dad went in to get the packaged food that they eat. She thought I would be upset at not being able to go in, but I explained that I like my meat a little bit fresher. And fresher it is now on weekends. All I have to do is hunt it down, moving very slowly so as not to make my bell ring. I’m almost there.

Manxie told me that I should just pull the elastic over my head and ditch the bell, but it seems to make Mom and Dad happy that they can hear my bell. Sometimes when their annoying whistling starts, I ding the bell just so that they know I’m nearby.

So I had some outdoor time this morning, then they went out in the new car for a while. At first I was annoyed that I was inside, but since it started raining while they were away I was happy to be inside where at least I was dry. I did see Manxie and Radar, and they looked pretty wet and cold.

When they came home, they brought with them lots of plastic bags filled with their hunting trophies. Alas, one of them was for me. Seems that while I like to hunt birds and bring them home as gifts to my master, they sometimes like to return the favour.

This time, instead of being dracula, they dressed me up as “Santa.” I’m not going to take it personally that this Santa person is on the rotund side. Then Mom tried really hard to do another photo shoot, but Dad had my treats so all she got were these action shots:

November 7, 2009

I’m jealous

I was watching TV the other day on Mom’s lap (Dad was fixing the plumbing), and she started laughing her head off. Okay, not literally. But she did rewind the PVR to look at a commercial several times, then paused it for Dad to see it too.

I had been sleeping, but when I finally lifted my head and watched it I could see why she would want Dad (and me) to see it. Tell me if you think this looks familiar. It really could be me and Dad. And THEY got PAID!

October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween

October 26, 2009

Happy Halloween week

Well, I was going to post over the weekend, but Mom was pulling off all the buttons on the keyboard of the Mac so I couldn’t get on it to post. Then she said something to Dad about needing a new keyboard.

Come to think of it I think I saw her standing up, grabbing her coffee from beside the computer screen and then cursing as it slopped all over the keyboard. I tried using it when she skulked away to find Dad, but the Q, W, A, and S weren’t working at all. She finally set me up on the lap top this evening.

Radar and I had a little chat on Sunday (my weekend warrior day) about Halloween. He explained that his parents don’t let him out for a couple of nights in the lead up to the big night because he’s a black cat. Wonder if Mom and Dad will let me out on the weekend?

Mom was busy carving out more of the orange things and then making me  pose in front of them. She also did another “photo shoot” which was okay because I got lots of treats for doing tricks. This Halloween event sounds good. Mom keeps referring to trick-or-treat and children coming to the door.

Will Anna and Adam come over and give me treats if I do tricks?

 

October 13, 2009

So that’s what Mom was making with those orange balls …

She woke me up from an evening nap to take photos. It was spooky with only the candles. You don’t really get a sense of how spooky because the flash went off, but just imagine …

October 12, 2009

A new bell

Me and my new red bell

Me and my new red bell

It’s almost like having a bicycle. The new bell Mom put on me is like a small cow bell, and there’s no escaping its clang-clang-clang when running along the kitty highway through the backyards of Island Park Drive. It’s also got a small round red bell, which I would much rather have because I can make the ball get stuck and then catch as many birds as I’d like to. But it’s given me freedom today, so I won’t complain.

The day started off most excellently. Dad cooked up some breakfast. The smell of bacon wafted through the main floor, and I thought I’d died and gone to cat heaven. I watched as Mom slurped down the gooey egg yolks, followed by crunching strips of bacon. I sat, longingly, on my chair in the dining room hoping she would lean over and feed me a bite. Through my intense staring I managed to communicate my desire and was eventually served a bit-sized piece. I may have been a bit aggressive. The next samples were served on Mom’s plate, which allowed me to lick some of the remnants of egg yolk along with the crunchy bacon bits. Keep reading →

September 27, 2009

Weekend warrior

… or that’s what I thought I was going to be. I’d had my first weekend adventure when my parents hosted Firkinfest. Mom had let me be free so that their guests wouldn’t get tripped up on my tie-out cord.

Me in front of my big screen TV

Me in front of my big screen TV

But Dad decided that I could have a big screen TV instead. And I have to say the picture is magnificent. Dad needs to clean it a bit  better but it’s much better than the small picture I used to have.

So, no outdoor freedom this weekend. Very frustrating because Manxie had come by earlier in the week to talk to me. I was looking out the TV room window and I could smell her. I could hear her, rustling around in my garden below. Then Dad opened the front door so I could sit in the front room. I jumped onto the arm of the bench that Granddad had built me to see Manxie. Still I couldn’t see her. I could smell her still. And it was strong. Like she really needed to see me.

All of a sudden, there she was picking at the storm door screen. Together I think we could break a hole so that I can escape.

September 21, 2009

Where’s my backyard?

It’s amazing how much can change in a year. I really didn’t think Mom’s drunken scribbles from the Royal Oak would ever amount to anything. But look at the transition.